Live reporter, finding out his story about a local animal shelter reaching maximum capacity has been killed from the show: “You know this is a no-kill shelter, right?”


Editor describing a politician who spit during an interview: “It was like a step above a loogie. It was a metastasized loogie. It was a cumulus cloud of spittle. Look I’m [politician's] spit (flops around, falls dramatically on desk).”


Conversation with copy-editor who is leaving about his replacement: “You know he’s going to come in here all happy and enthusiastic, and I’m just going to sit here and watch and snicker as the light slowly leaves his eyes.”