TV reporter on speaker phone with print reporter.

TV reporter: “They basically told the state to shove it up their (expletive).”

Print: “But the state is just SOOO good at that!”


Meteorologist: “Do we turn in time sheets today?”

Producer: “Are you so fabulously wealthy that you don’t even know when payday is?”

Meteorologist: “I’m just in such a state of perpetual debt, it doesn’t even matter when payday is.”